Happy New Year
I found a document called ‘Years Goals’ the other day. Having opened it up I discovered that the header read ‘Goals for 2011′. This should be interesting! There were 3 headings music, development and life. I scanned the list of aims for the year and... [+]
The trouble with that Generation
Sadly we are losing a whole generation of cool old people. The ones that fought in WW2 who automatically earned my utmost respect and admiration. Instead they’re being replaced with a bunch of embittered Daily Mail readers who are rude and obnoxious. Perhaps I’m being... [+]
Super Mega Soccer League
After Ian Ayre‘s comments about Liverpool FC monopolising the foreign TV rights, it also came out that foreign ownership could force there to be no relegation/promotion from the Premier League. This got my blood boiling to truly molten levels. It’s inspired my new sci-fi novel…enjoy!... [+]
Parenthood is HARD
I had always laughed when I heard that parenthood is ‘the hardest job in the world’. Had they forgotten about crab fishermen, about the guy that cleans the dog shit bins or the Playboy bunny girls? Servicing a man of that age on a regular... [+]
The winner is Sepp Blatter
No, not the competition to find the world’s biggest numpty. No unfortunately this competition is for who will be in charge of running the greatest sport. He opposes technology which our beloved game is crying out for. He belittles women by stating that the women’s... [+]
Letter to the Chairman
Dear Ron Martin, Have you heard this one? A guy walks into a bar and asks the barmaid for a pint of bitter. ‘Sure’ she replies. ‘With every pint of bitter we are giving away a free bottle of champagne and a full steak meal!’ ‘Wow’ replies... [+]
The Worm Has Turned
In the aftermath of the Andy Gray affair my inbox has doubled in size with sexist material (sexist, not sexy). Luckily, I don’t work for a broadcaster as apparently partaking in this nonsense is grounds for gross misconduct. Yeah Gray and Keys were a bit... [+]
HTML5 Dynamic Charting
I recently attended a HTML5 workshop held by Mr Remy Sharp. I was the only honest schmo in the room to admit to having already purchased the HTML5 book on offer. I was waiting for the free T-shirt that never transpired The workshop itself was... [+]