What’s happened to you? You’ve changed! Or is it me? When I was younger you were like the older (slightly irresponsible) older brother I never had. Do you remember? We had some good times…didn’t we? Growing up you were there giving me the latest gossip... [+]

You asked for it you bell-ends. Here it is. Blog no. 4. It’s been a while in the making – mostly because I’ve got better things to do. Anyway, here goes. An actual conversation that happened as I walked out of the school after dropping... [+]

I found a document called ‘Years Goals’ the other day. Having opened it up I discovered that the header read ‘Goals for 2011′. This should be interesting! There were 3 headings music, development and life. I scanned the list of aims for the year and... [+]

Sadly we are losing a whole generation of cool old people. The ones that fought in WW2 who automatically earned my utmost respect and admiration. Instead they’re being replaced with a bunch of embittered Daily Mail readers who are rude and obnoxious. Perhaps I’m being... [+]

I had always laughed when I heard that parenthood is ‘the hardest job in the world’. Had they forgotten about crab fishermen, about the guy that cleans the dog shit bins or the Playboy bunny girls? Servicing a man of that age on a regular... [+]

I’ve given myself a month to get over the initial shock of the birth. Even now though the horrors of it all still haunts my dreams! I feel guilty for writing this as I was only a mere witness to the episode, while Hannah will... [+]