Celeb-Pity
Sitting in the dentist waiting room I have a choice of Essex Homes or a glossy celebrity magazine to browse through to kill time. In hindsight I should have opted at looking at maisonettes in Ockenden. Flicking through the pages of ‘Empty... [+]
England: The Solution
So we’ll be hanging on to the ‘66 victory for at least another 4 years. I can see us hanging on to that for a lot longer though. My dad reckons it’s because the schools are discouraging competitive competition. I agree that... [+]
Gazza for England Manager
Mental! I know, but hear me out. I’ve listened to a number of theories as to why England are so poor in this tournament and I don’t believe a single one. The fundamental thing is the players look tense and tired. This pressure is caused... [+]
National Disgrace
Wembley, the history, the dreams and the £6 soggy pizza. OK, in case you’re wondering why a Southend fan was at Wembley it wasn’t to watch the Quo or to see the Chuckle Brothers (who were in the Rotherham end by the way). It was... [+]
DePRESSing
I’ve always known that the press in this country are a bunch of scandalous cads. I’ve some personal experience as one of these creatures (from the ‘Screws of the World’) slim-ed his way into our school after hearing a sixth former had got one of... [+]
Out with a shrimper!
So another rubbish season, slightly more rubbish than last as this year we were relegated. You look at the league 2 fixture list for good weekends away ‘Bournemouth has a good night life…oh no wait..they went up’. A depressing conclusion to an absolutely crushing year.... [+]
Who's to blame?
Sometimes shit happens! When are we going to get out of this blame game culture? ‘Oh no another rant’ I hear you say. I need to get this one off my chest though so listen and listen good. The straw that broke this particular camel’s... [+]
Land of Hope and Glory?
Have the English teams been over achieving recently? Of course they have! You speak to anyone in Europe and they’ve spoken about the English game as if it’s the zenith of football. This years Champions league camaign just proves what can be achieved if you... [+]
Ron's Q and A
Arrogant, condescending and rude, but also determined and loyal. After Ron Martin’s Q and A on Monday I personally feel at least a little reassured. The answers Mr Martin gave weren’t always what the fans wanted to hear but came across very honestly. My key... [+]
Enter your Imagination
Please check out my latest Project http://story-tag.com. It’s a new site for budding script writers. You can collaborate with friends and publish your scripts so that the general public can view them. It’s still in its infacy so please send me any suggestions you may... [+]